The Redneck Nextdoor

Just Another Idiot With A Blog….

Who Gives a Crap!!!


So you think you have a crappy job and you are tired of all the crap you have to put up with?!?! Well a buddy of mine that I work with had a bad day…..We work in telecom and our job entails us working at remote locations or even remote “pedestals” (think of the little metal boxes you see on the side of roads). Some of our maintenances and projects last all day and sometimes all night so we can be stuck out at these locations for quite a while. Well my buddy drew the short straw and he was assigned to work at one of these remote locations yesterday when the big breakfest we all enjoyed at Perkins came back to rear it’s ugly head. So he’s stuck out at this one particular site that is remote from any kind of commercial development but is close to some homes. Not wanting to intrude on the couple right nextdoor and recreating the scene from “Along Came Polly” our fearless technician ventured out behind what he thought was an abandoned barn. He was able to finish the maintenance and go along his merry way. Unfortunately our boss, a director, and a manager from our group happened to be making their first trips out to visit some of our new sites. When they arrived at this particular site all seemed well. Until the lady from nextdoor came out. She ripped them up oneside and down the other. Apparently she had discovered our technicians own lil Stinky Pete. So our director got chewed out and the manager had to go “deal” with the mess. My poor co-worker thought he was going to be fired and was obviously very embarassed!!! Thankfully our director decided to keep it quiet and let the embarassment of the situation be my buddies punishment. Plus he has to go apologize to the couple face-to-face Monday morning. Of course the manager that did the dirty work is owed a lunch because he apparently left his back at the site…….


March 1, 2008 - Posted by | Uncategorized


  1. Shaun said stop by and give a shout.

    Welcome to the blogging world.


    Comment by Thomas | March 12, 2008

  2. So how exactly does one appoligize for crapping on their property? Does this constitute an “accident”? Man I love a good poo story! Welcome to the blogosphere.

    Comment by kenyongerbrandt | March 12, 2008

  3. Welcome, Redneck Neighbor…I’ve heard so much about you. Can’t wait to read more. Quite a first post, ya got here. I can almost imagine the conversations that take place on the cult-de-sac.

    Comment by Cristy | March 12, 2008

  4. so…while working at his regular job he had to do a “big job” and Mr. Hanky decided to rear his ugly head.

    there’s not much worse than the “turtle playin’ peek-a-boo” and no where to put him. your buddy should try to live by the rule of not “dropping the kids off at the pool and leaving them unatended”.

    good story…look forward to more….(I’m a Mississippi refugee living in California…..I kind of miss the south a little)

    I’m out!

    Comment by West | March 12, 2008

  5. You must be one to make an entrance. Most people just say something like, “Hey, I’m new! Leave a comment!”

    So welcome. That was disgusting, but I have encountered plenty of “crap” after doing housekeeping at a family camp for 5 summers. =)

    Comment by Rachel | March 12, 2008

  6. That was ‘stinkin’ funny! Literally. So, usually first posts set the stage for what one is going to be blogging about. I can’t wait to read more. You’re a crack up!

    Welcome to all things blogging!

    Comment by Jen | March 12, 2008

  7. awesome first post.

    Comment by revolution | March 12, 2008

  8. Wow, what a great opening post. If this is any indication of what’s to come, I should bookmark your blog now. This was even funnier than the homeschool birthday party post that led me here.

    Comment by Jenni in KS | March 12, 2008

  9. lol! That’s a great story.

    Got here via Shaun Grove’s blog, FYI.

    Comment by portorikan | March 12, 2008

  10. So glad to hear you have decided to follow Jesus. Please feel free to visit our site at any time, we don’t have guns but we got Christian T-Shirts!

    God Bless,

    Shane Madden

    Comment by Shane Madden | April 30, 2009

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